One of those days where nothing was clicking. All my meal timings were off, my sleep is off, I had to stay late at work and got caught for over an hour in rush hour gridlock. Had to pull another late-nighter at the gym.

Wanted to try out some new moves. As soon as I tried the warmup sets, I realized these would be the working sets lol. To be fair, I think you shouldn’t rush the weight on these.

warmup: nada

Box Deadlifts (SABOs, long rests)

I wanted to try these. Basically a SLDL, but you mash your calves against some low shelf (I used a weighted-down bench, like Chad does in the video). The idea is to keep your shins vertical. So its a restricted SLDL of sorts, very strict.

bar x 5
135 x 6
225 x 6
225 x 6
275 x 1 ***
275 x 6
315 x 3

notes: even though I wanted to go light and be conservative, they were feeling good so I went up to 3 plates. I don’t know if I have gone 3 plates on SLDL before. It was ok, but with 3 plates, it started deflecting off my bench and dumbbell setup, so I only did 3. Big low back pump from these. I can see these getting tiring quick.

On my first 275 set, the unthinkable happened… during the first rep, I sharted!@!@@@@!!!!! Just a little bit, I stuck my butt out, descended, and… mini poop. I ran off to the bathroom and had a wardrobe change. Something I ate did NOT agree with me. First time I pooped in my pants during a deadlift, hooray!! I still finished my workout though, LOL. Where is my medal of bravery? Usually when you shart, it is considered acceptable if you throw in the towel and go home, right?? Instead I PR’ed on SLDLs. LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Pause Deadlifts (SABOs, belt, 3 pauses on way up and way down)

135 x 6
135 x 6
225 x 6

notes: never did a pause DL before. So I went light, and tried out a triple pause on the way up and the way down. It got challenging fast! I paused right when I got off the floor, once at knee level, and once above knees. For light DLs, they also got taxing on my low back quickly.

Reverse Hyperextensions (short rests)

8, 8, 3, 8

notes: on the third set I had gas and got nervous so I stopped and ran off to the washroom, lol. Last thing I need is to shart again with my butt hanging out over a shelf as I kick my legs up!

So yeah, NOTHING today was working, lol. Let’s forget this day ever happened, K?